September 2010
18 posts
Twisted
You were high and yet I was a bit gone too. It was unplaned and even though we always have these kind of knights, this one was the best one so far. When they were stuck it made me think again, weight doesn’t matter. Its only an inch and a half apart
Cookie Dough
At Tylers house, eating his food, laying outside on his front yard, watching Whip It and being fatties. Its a nightly tradition
My Birth Year, Heck Yea
So Predictable
I owed my dad 18 bucks for a shirt. He asked me for the money. I said I don’t have any cash and he asked why and I said becuase I use my card. Sadly each time I said that he put up a post-it which said excatly what I had just told him and he called me predictable. Of course I am to you, I came from you, I’m your sperm duh
I don't recommend you to read this unless your so...
Hmmmmmm well today was intresting. First I drive my friends car to work, which is a beetle like mine and automatic, unlike mine, and the first time I parked, I left the car in drive, turned it off, I let go of the break and the car starts to roll backward. Ok a blonde moment but you can do that to manual cars so its not me whose being retarted. Then I keep swirving and driving on the opposite lane...
“What you laughing about tubby? Found a gummy bear in your pocket?”
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This is just sad
I made a tumbler. How more sad can my life get? Oh wait I have a car that I can’t drive, yep it can
